Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A Rug's Life.
Dragon drop
Yarrrrrsync!
