Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because he had a crack addiction.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He was in The Nile
He didn't want no scrubs
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He's never gonna give you Up.
A Rug's Life.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
The same