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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.