Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because he cleaned out the vault.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
A clamboni driver!
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"
Dragon drop
Xero.
