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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an