Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.