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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.