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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

It's too little to be out alone.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"