What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

Removed

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.