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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!