What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.