What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!