What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin