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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.