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Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef