Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.