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Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!