What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin