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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.