What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!