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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible