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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!