What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.