What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.