Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.