Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.