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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.