He was looking for Pooh.
Look! No hands!
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
They have the same middle name!
Because he plays with Pooh
She reads them pig tales.