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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.