Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.