Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.