What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!