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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude