Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.