Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.