Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!