Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception