Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...