What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

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