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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception