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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.