Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.