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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.