Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.