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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.