Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.