What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.