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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.