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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.