What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.