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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.