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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers