What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope