What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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The taste!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope