What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!