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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!