What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?