What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.