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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals