What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.