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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.