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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.