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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.