Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.