Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.