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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.