He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Eh-men
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
A porpoise.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.
