Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)