He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
I think I could use a Han here.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Thoreau Back Thursday
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
He sat in his own pew.
With a porpoise.
It lost its porpoise.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!
Nobody nose.
Eggnog-stic.
