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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."