How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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Watson the menu

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."