How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."