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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.