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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.