What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

Where did you get so many lemons?

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.