What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.