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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.