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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.