March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.