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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3