Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3