They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Life eventually ends.
About two weeks.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Haploid
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Tentickles.
To stop a kid napping.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Dokken
He played a flat baroque piece!
