They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Fill the tank
Boo-ah!
Boo man! Boo!
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
She was A minor.
Churn Down For What
To-mate-toes!
There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
He got into treble.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
The taste.
