They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
They are light.
Price is right!
Rich AND famous, apparently
The punchlines are too long.
The posters
You can't!
Because they pikachu
Around.
00-Sedan
Take me to the airport.
The blonde works in the dark!
A bench can support a family of four.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
Because they can't see if they close both.