They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
Elephants Gerald
Billiards and Billiards
Because he plays with Pooh
Bullets For My Valentine
The people miss Harambe.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
A test tickle.
They would steal all the boos.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Homeless
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
They are Clausaphobic
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Wait for him to give it back.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
