They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Pasta continuous.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
It wasn't her job to educate people.
Quit being nosey.
Cher
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Empty Magazines.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
It has a rattle.
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Mourning Wood
