They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
They are always packing their trunk!
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Wait for him to give it back.
