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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.