What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.