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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one