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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!