Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.