Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.