Which playing card can turn its hand to...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!