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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.