Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

The fam copter

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.