Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.