Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!