What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.