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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person