What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.