What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble