What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.