What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.