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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "