What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella