What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.