What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!