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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?