What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.