What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!