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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.