I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
A master baiter
A Wind-up Merchant.
My mother.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
