Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.