Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.