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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!