Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!