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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.