What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Nietzsche Market Jokes More Nietzsche Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.