What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!