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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Nietzsche Market Jokes More Nietzsche Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.