What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.