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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza