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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.