How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars