How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four