What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!