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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.