What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.