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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive