What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.