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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.