What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.