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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!