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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.