He couldn't grow a pear
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
The Pirates always lose.
The Crime Rate!
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
A pair.
