Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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A conductor.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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They handsome money to the cashier

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Pear pressure.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear