Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.