Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.