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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.