Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.