Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit