Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!