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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.