Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.