Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.