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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.