Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level