Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.