Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!