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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!