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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.