Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.