Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.