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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.