How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.