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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.