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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.