How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.