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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.