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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*