What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.