What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.