What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day