What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.