What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.