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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.