Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.