Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.