What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage