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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants