What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Cottage Jokes More Cottage Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage