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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants