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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage