What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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They tell you.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA