Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.