Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.