Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.