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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.