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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.