Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.