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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.