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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.

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What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish