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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish