What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"