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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.