Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work