Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it