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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work