Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.