What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"