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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"