What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"