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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!