What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!