What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.