In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
It would be a fowl proceeding.
Orange Juice
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
It is put in imPRISMment!
The hamstring.
Auld Lang Swine.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
He lost interest.
Because he lost interest.
