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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.