What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!