What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.