American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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He committed treeson.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
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Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
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To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
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Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
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