A LexiCon
You call an investigator
Because they're not afraid of committing.
The Polterheist
Small medium at large.
Because he couldn't commit.
Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Currant Affairs
He committed barbercide.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Treeson
It is put in imPRISMment!
AYE MATEY
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
BOOOOZE!
You use a spirit level.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
He was a-roasted peanut.
Depends
Angela Merkel.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
None, its a hardware issue.
He was a mole
Executed.
They'd form pigget lines.
The swine flu.
