A LexiCon
You call an investigator
Because they're not afraid of committing.
The Polterheist
Small medium at large.
Because he couldn't commit.
Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Smh
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Currant Affairs
He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Commit sushi
Treeson
It is put in imPRISMment!
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
Let's Rock and Roll.
A polterheist.
Vitamin bills!
A Brexit
Because it needs bailing out.
A small medium at large.
An Investigator.
An investigator.
Marry her!
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Take your combat boot off his head.
A 20 dollar bill
He had a fear of commitment
Common sense.
