A LexiCon
You call an investigator
Because they're not afraid of committing.
The Polterheist
Small medium at large.
Because he couldn't commit.
Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Smh
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Currant Affairs
He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Commit sushi
Treeson
It is put in imPRISMment!
Condescending
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
It's a never ending story.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Scissor me timbers!
None, that's a hardware issue.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Coma-toast.
Head.
He's a chic Ken.