Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

Hehe Jokes More Hehe Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit