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Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.