Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
He only had one pupil.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He had Barkinson's
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Honestly.
Because it goes with a rattle.
Because the bar was rattled!