Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.